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  • February 7, 2017

    No matter how old you are, no matter how much life you have lived, no matter how many soaring highs and crushing lows you have experienced, and no matter how hard you have tried to make yourself a better, more complete, more lovable person…it never makes having your heart ripped out of your chest any less painful. I’ve made a lot of bad decisions in […]

  • January 29, 2017

    2016 will be remembered by my friends and family as the year I adopted SNAPCHAT as my preferred medium for artistic expression. And yet, as of my writing this no one I know has Snapchat notifications turned on. What a weird coincidence, right?

  • January 23, 2017

    My buddy / writing partner got me a year’s subscription to Shudder for Christmas this year, and I have to tell you after 23 days it’s already the most useful and amazing gift I’ve received in years. Sorry family members who have sent me much more elaborate gifts and helped me in incalculable ways during the past few years. Right now I’m sitting here watching Waxwork for the […]

  • January 16, 2017

    Back on the 6th I promised I was going to devote a few minutes each day this year to sharing a favorite song of mine on the Swan Fungus Facebook page. So far I’ve managed to uphold my promise. 11 songs have been featured, and those are the tracks that will make up tonight’s mix tape. I don’t intend to pen a wrap-up each […]

  • January 8, 2017

    Fuck the Cowboys and the Patriots. As long as any other team wins this year I’m cool.

  • January 6, 2017

    It’s Friday night and I just returned home from work after a long and exhausting week. I’ve opened a bottle of beer that I’ve been sitting on for about 18 months (this guy here) and trying to figure out if I have plans tonight or not…