COLLOQUIUM

everybody laugh at the boy with a stump for an arm!!!! HAHA!

tonight was the communication honors colloquium, i handed out my FOUR HUNDRED DOLLAR portfolios the other night, so tonight when my name was announced to present my project, i simply thanked my advisor and reiterated what i said the other night. later, i fielded some questions over a dinner of chicken and cookies and slices of cake. there were probably other foods there, but i ate chicken and cookies and cake. the professors gave us out individual awards and shook our hands and took gay photos. my unique individual award is in recognition of “Excellence in Media Writing,” but right below that it should say, “MOST LEAST PHOTOGENIC PERSON EVER.”