Archive for May, 2005

LISSOM

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

from 01-28-05 “Thirteen & Other Repetitions”
I heard it calling. It was ringing in my ears, “Return again. Return again. Close your eyes and find your way back.” You close your eyes and as the world dies and all things come into focus. At thirteen the gadflies came for you like kamikaze pilots plummeting to their [...]

SOLACE

Saturday, May 28th, 2005

from: 09-09-04 “Lily’s Birth”
Kisses. What, I pray tell, are you doing? I’m sitting finding lines as they bend and wave before my eyes. Between throes of passion and throwing rage I must return to written word. And because there is no feasible way I can accurately orate to you my love, Lily. In deep transient [...]

The Top Ten Things I Look For In A Catch

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Everyone likes to tell people, “I’m such a catch!” or “You’re such a catch!” Usually in regards to why someone is not in a committed relationship. While I don’t think I’m a catch, if any of you people reading this are, here’s what I’m looking for in someone I want to fuck.
THE TOP TEN THINGS [...]

ABRADED

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

i was reading the newest issue of TapeOp, and there’s a nice sized interview with howard bilerman, efrim manuck and thierry amar about hotel2tango in montreal. until the end of the interview, where the questioner began speaking about the arcade fire, it was an interesting read. as a fan of many avant (or “post-rock,” i [...]

SYCOPHANT

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

i received a random instant message today from someone who, after saying “hello?” several times, informed me that they really enjoyed my website. naturally, these things are bound to happen once you’ve reached the pinnacle of the online community. of course, i expected it to be somebody who read this website (a hot chick) professing [...]

CRESTFALLEN

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

i’m like a doe-eyed, flustered virgin skirting around the hole, petrified by the thought of that initial penetration.
if you’re anything like me (and if you’re not, you’re a tool), you don’t care much for blazing hot technological innovations. you don’t need a flashy stereo or computer, you don’t need a blackberry or a sidekick, you [...]

AFFABLE

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

In honor of TIME magazine’s newest issue (which features a list of the 100 greatest movies of all time) I offer them a response…based solely on movie’s I’ve seen. It would be amoral to include films I haven’t viewed, even if some are widely regarded as classics (read: Casablanca, Gone With The Wind). Just like [...]