i hope your july fourth plans are as interesting and fun as mine.
step 1) find an old pair of jeans from middle school/high school
step 2) cut them into short shorts, (cut just below the inside pocket lining for extra hotness)
step 3) don a wifebeater
step 4) grab a lawnchair, a six pack of rolling rock, some sparklers and a pair of shades
step 5) sit out on the side of a busy street and get drunk while greeting passing cars
pictures pending…
July 3rd, 2005
hmm….i would trade the rolling rock for pabst blue ribbon. or beast ice. or king cobra. awesome.
July 5th, 2005
it ended up being paulaner. with lemon wedges, even! we went totally classy. i apologize.