As I’m trying to write this, the same “Win an iPod” pop-up keeps distracting me and making me lose my focus. God damn these shitty PC’s. I miss my Mac whenever I’m at work. Speaking of work, I’m work-ing on looking for jobs and my new friend in a high place has been telling me [...]

I’ve taken on numerous extra duties while “the manager” vacations in Savannah for a month. I don’t mind the extra hours because my spending habits (booze, vinyl) have left me with empty pockets when it comes to… oh, I don’t know, food or petrol. What I’m getting at is, don’t bother calling for the next [...]

Hi. I need a hobby!
Bearing this in mind, it’s time to add a new feature to the blog. It’s called “Sunday Mix Tape,” because Sunday’s are very lazy, and mostly I sit around listening to records or sleeping. So I figured, why not share some tunes with friends to let them know what I’m listening [...]

Tonight I’m going to a bar in the city for Sara’s birthday party. She’s promised me many available women, all of whom will provide me with opportunities to practice all of my disgusting, misogynist pick-up lines. It should be a hoot. You know, like an owl?
In the meantime, enjoy The Bitter Tears, because I have [...]

Hello, faithless readers. Welcome to another episode of “It’s Your Life,” the blog where I speak without cessation about all things me. I hope you’re as excited as I am about reading more about my boring life. Okay, let’s stop fondling each other’s genitals and get to the main (inter)course, shall we?
I spoke to my [...]

Hey! Been trying to blog you. Ilya and I were up to our old tricks last evening, hanging out at his place in Jersey City and recording sound to a laptop computer. Whereas last time my lead vocals were somehow deleted by the computer, I think this time the computer clipped his backing vocals from [...]

Here’s an Op/Ed I wrote for an online newspaper a few weeks after I got back from my roadtrip this summer. I think it was published the first week of September.
WELCOME TO UNEMPLOYMENT. POPULATION: ME.
By Evan LeVine
People keep asking how I’m doing. Can you believe those fuckers and their nerve? When I’m scrounging around the [...]