Bring rain to fall and light up the evening sky. Signs reign overhead. Passing cars zoom around, the sound if displaced air reflects off billboards and enters through cracked windows. It’ s unknown how individual tire marks form on these streets. The sight of burnt rubber elicits supposed reenactments of events that happened here. This [...]

Hey! I had a good weekend. I hope yours was good, too. Here are some brief reminders for those of you who either read this page religiously (here’s looking at you, “female stalker X”!) or wandered here because you have nothing better to do.
1. If anyone who reads this wants to do some web-design [...]

Earlier this week, everyone’s favorite hard-partying quartet, Musky Taint, settled in for a session at Studio Evan Studios 1 to record a forty-five minute session of three one-note (and one three-note) bore-a-thons. Parts of it sounded pretty cool, and here’s a handful of those parts right now. For your listening pleasure.
01. Triple Snare Soul
02. Syncopation
03. [...]

I don’t want to waste your time. Instead, I will quickly proceed to the weekly Top Ten list. These are the videos I watch when I’m seeking motivation. Like a Red Bull or a bump of speed, one of these clips is virtual shot in the arm that I know can help get me through [...]

A lot of Fox News personalities get on my nerves, but there’s one man whose asinine behavior actually forces me tune in some mornings just to see whether or not he’s dead yet. He’s a field correspondent named David Lee Miller, and I am endlessly fascinated (and irked) by his constantly finding his way into [...]

Last night Nat invited Ilya, Z and I to the New York premiere of Brothers of the Head, which is a film about conjoined twins sold by their father to a music promoter who rears them to become something of a punk boy-band. The film is shot like a “rockumentary” (think Spinal Tap or A [...]

This is going to be a quick update because I have to shower and leave. I was at work all morning, and tonight I’m going with Ilya (no, see, it’s not like that) to the premiere of (…hang on, I have to check the name of the movie…) Brothers of the Head, a funny, smart, [...]