It’s Halloween now, and I’m sitting at work eating all the candy that people keep refusing. The clientele here is what we young, hip cats like to refer to as, “old farts.” Z had the brilliant idea last night that I should come to work wearing black clothing and covered in postage stamps, or “blackmail.” [...]

I’ve had an adventurous day, so this is going to be a very light update. I’m tired. I woke up and went through my early morning workout routine. Grinding myself into the ground the morning of an impending eight hour work day was not a good idea. Then I went to deposit a paycheck and [...]

Boo! Halloween costume idea number 417: Go to a party dressed as an ABORTION.
Here’s how – wear whatever (or, just wear underpants). Dump a lot of fake blood on yourself, then cut the bottom of a wire coat hanger into two pieces, and fashion it to your temples like one of those fake arrows that [...]

After a nice, energetic morning workout, I felt the strength of ten-thousand men. It inspired me to run a bunch of errands, after which I came home and slept. I awoke to Stephen King’s “IT” on the television. Just your typical productive Saturday, right?
Since I’m sure your hearts were broken with yesterday’s lack of a [...]

Friday means a new and funny Friday Top Ten. Well, except for today. I have to make an airport run and then drive down to Bridgewater to pick up a violin. Despite this sad news, I’ve decided not to leave you empty handed. Here are some new (as in, less than 24-hours old) Obscure Reference [...]

Ever start watching a really bad, but sort-of intriguing movie, only to find that you can’t leave your seat until it has ended? This morning I had the unfortunate displeasure of watching the film “National Treasure” at 4:00am. Why? Well, it certainly didn’t have anything to do with the remarkable ACTING TALENT of one Nicholas [...]

I’m having trouble figuring out whether or not I’m going to see STNNNG in Brooklyn tonight. I suppose it depends on whether or not anyone else I know will be there. Venturing to concerts solo is rarely ever interesting. There’s no one to joke with about shitty opening acts, and no one to tell me [...]