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By Evan ~ November 1st, 2006. Filed under: daily life.
Apparently the Internets hit a big milestone today, over 100 million web pages! And only half of them were started and abandoned by me when I was in high school.
So, after all that, I didn’t end up wearing any costumes anywhere this year. Plans for next year’s costume are already forming. Costume option number one is: take some scotch tape, tape my nose to the side of my face so it looks retardedly damaged. Voila! Owen Wilson costume!
My Tuesday evening petered out shortly after midnight when Z, Ken, Jack and Adam left during the middle of “Ichi the Killer,” a movie I still don’t completely understand. Sure, the gore was easy enough to comprehend–”Oh, those are entrails spread across the floor,” “So that’s what it looks like when prostitutes have their nipples cut off!”–but as far as the storyline of the film is concerned…I dunno, beats me! We basically surmised that there’s a little kid who cries a lot, is sort-of a total wimp, yet somehow gets his act together in time to slice people in half. Also, apparently there’s a surgical procedure aimed at widening your mouth to the Joker’s original 1939 dimensions. Oh, Miike. Your films are so, so funny.
No e-mails from Julian Cope yet, feel free to keep downloading Krautrocksampler.
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