Sweet fucking God, I forgot to do the weekly news update this weekend. What in the world was I thinking, going out and having a life instead of compiling various stories from one end of the Internet to the other end? Where do I get off writing about my life and not other people’s lives? I mean really, the nerve of some people…
I don’t remember who IM’d this article to me (you can do that if you want, there’s a link to my screen name somewhere on this front page), but it’s certainly a unique news story. Let me set the scene for you: Man spends a night getting high and having sex with a prostitute. Man leaves to buy a beer. Man returns to find dead prostitute in bathroom. Man waits far too long before alerting authorities. I think we’ve all been there before, right fellas!? [story]
Hey conspiracy theorists, here’s a blog post about intelligence officials following the actions of the UFO community even after the government denied having any evidence of extraterrestrial life. I’m telling you, it’s going to be Mars Attacks meets Starship Troopers any day now. Just you wait! [story] Also found while cruising the WIRED blog, an interview with my dear friend Anthony about his little website. He sure does make me proud, that boy! [story]
Wait, Paris Hilton Reveals NASA UFO secrets? [story]
In case you haven’t noticed, a dozen or so retailers in New York have begun selling Absinthe produced inside America. Apparently a loophole was found in the law that made absinthe production illegal here oh-so-long ago. I can’t quite explain it, but this little blog here does a marvelous job of summing everything up for you. In my experience, Absinthe is rarely enjoyable. I’ve had maybe three or four different brands, and the reward has never been worth the mouthwash-with-a-hint-of-sugar flavor one must endure. It sure gets you drunk quickly, though… [story]
Here’s a shocker: Americans are less happy than they were 30 years ago. And if you had ‘boomers for parents, you probably would be depressed all the time, too. [story] Maybe it has something to do with the fact that lots of people have really, really bad jobs. Especially in the field of science. Check out what these morons subject themselves to just to earn a buck. [story]
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