Loading ...I Can’t Forget That Today Is Independence Day
By Evan ~ July 4th, 2007. Filed under: daily life.
Dear Friends,
I wish you all a happy fourth of July. Please celebrate safely. I don’t want to hear any stories about how you caught an M-80 in your eye, or blew your hand off with a cherry bomb. I’m tired of those stories. They’re depressing. For those of you outside of the United States who come here to read my attempts at cunning witticisms and listen to free music (51% of you!), take the afternoon to get drunk like everyone here is!
Sincerely,
Evan
America: It’s Our Time
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