Comments on: Product Review: Baja Fresh Nacho Burrito http://www.swanfungus.com/2007/10/product-review-baja-fresh-nacho-burrito.html Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:08:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Brit Anderson http://www.swanfungus.com/2007/10/product-review-baja-fresh-nacho-burrito.html/comment-page-1#comment-1278 Brit Anderson Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:47:56 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=950#comment-1278 I'm trying my first Nacho burrito as I type this. First let me say, the idea of the burrito looked so incredibly scrumtrulescent, I nearly 'O-faced' just reading the ingredients in line. My expectations were high, to say the least. Just had my first bite and I'm caught off guard. Not at all what I was expecting... don't see any queso fundido (don't know whay the hell that is, and I'm pretty sure fundido isn't a real word, but I don't see anything even queso-like) Second bite and same thing. Only pinto and black beans with rice and chicken. It's like a BRC burrito from El Pollo Loco, but 3 times the price. Oh shit! Just caught a huge chunk of jalapeno... alright... not sure I liked that... hot. Ok... it cut through the rest of the bland burrito.. but still caught me off guard. Half way done and still no cheese... what the F is a burrito calling itself a Nacho Burrito... without any cheese? No fundido.. no salsa crema... I'd have to say at this point the burrito is probably 60% black bean slurry. I just tore the last of the burrito apart to see if there was some golden treasure trove of delicious cheese waiting for me at the bottom... no dice. I honestly think that El Pollo Loco sells this piece of garbage on the dollar menu. Thanks for ruining my fucking dreams Baja Fresh. My thoughts on the idea of this burrito still stand... If you were to take a spicy nacho cheese fondu (I assumed fundido has something to do with fondu and I'm sure I shouldn't have) throw is some chicken and SMALL peices of jalapeno... pour that over some rice and beans (pinto beans... seriously fuck this ridiculous black bean shit) then throw in some crunchy tortilla strips... you'd have your self a quality fucking 'rito. Add some tasty salsa crema on the side to dip... you'd be changing your depends afterward. I’m trying my first Nacho burrito as I type this. First let me say, the idea of the burrito looked so incredibly scrumtrulescent, I nearly ‘O-faced’ just reading the ingredients in line. My expectations were high, to say the least. Just had my first bite and I’m caught off guard. Not at all what I was expecting… don’t see any queso fundido (don’t know whay the hell that is, and I’m pretty sure fundido isn’t a real word, but I don’t see anything even queso-like) Second bite and same thing. Only pinto and black beans with rice and chicken. It’s like a BRC burrito from El Pollo Loco, but 3 times the price.
Oh shit! Just caught a huge chunk of jalapeno… alright… not sure I liked that… hot.
Ok… it cut through the rest of the bland burrito.. but still caught me off guard. Half way done and still no cheese… what the F is a burrito calling itself a Nacho Burrito… without any cheese? No fundido.. no salsa crema… I’d have to say at this point the burrito is probably 60% black bean slurry. I just tore the last of the burrito apart to see if there was some golden treasure trove of delicious cheese waiting for me at the bottom… no dice.

I honestly think that El Pollo Loco sells this piece of garbage on the dollar menu. Thanks for ruining my fucking dreams Baja Fresh.

My thoughts on the idea of this burrito still stand… If you were to take a spicy nacho cheese fondu (I assumed fundido has something to do with fondu and I’m sure I shouldn’t have) throw is some chicken and SMALL peices of jalapeno… pour that over some rice and beans (pinto beans… seriously fuck this ridiculous black bean shit) then throw in some crunchy tortilla strips… you’d have your self a quality fucking ‘rito. Add some tasty salsa crema on the side to dip… you’d be changing your depends afterward.

]]> By: drew http://www.swanfungus.com/2007/10/product-review-baja-fresh-nacho-burrito.html/comment-page-1#comment-4626 drew Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:11:17 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=950#comment-4626 i agree with everything you just said. the enemy is you? at 6am in the morning, good luck. i agree with everything you just said.

the enemy is you? at 6am in the morning, good luck.

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