Loading ...With Apologies to CNN
By Evan ~ October 11th, 2007. Filed under: world news.
Woke up. Felt slightly chirpy until I realized that I’m Evan LeVine, tortured author and mega-rich Internet cewebrity.
I don’t know about you (in fact, I don’t even know you!), but I find there to be nothing more exhilarating than partaking in citizen journalism. Ever since CNN switched their website to a Web 2.0 format, I’ve had countless opportunities to send them feedback about their news stories. Okay, so none of my responses have ever been published on their website. I guess maybe it has something to do with my bawdy sense of humor. If ever one of these comedic nuggets were to seep through a crack in CNN’s online foundation, it is going to be today’s entry. “The Most Trusted Name In News” is asking regular every day Americans (like you and I, but not really because we don’t have jobs or money) to let them know what we would do if we were president. It took no longer than thirty seconds for me to figure out my entire political platform…
I think I speak for everyone reading this when I say it’s only a matter of time before I am elected to public office. Or, should I say…orifice! No? Stupid pun? Okay, fine.
