This article from Men’s Health is supposed to read like a warning, but instead it is more like a wet dream. The twenty worst foods in America have been compiled into one list, and I kind of want to try them all. Foods with names like “Macaroni Grill Double Macaroni ‘n’ Cheese” and…wait one God damned fucking minute. The Chipotle Mexican Grill Chicken Burrito is on this list!? What the fuck!!! It’s got 1,179 calories and 2,656 mg of sodium in it!? No way. I don’t believe it. There is no way in hell that Chipotle’s burrito ranks as the 16th worst food in America. There must be some vindictive journalist working at Men’s Health who’s just bitter because he’s a fat-ass who can’t handle his caloric intake. Now he wants to take it out on the dining institution of the ’00s. If anything, Chipotle is number one — and not on this shitty list of unhealthy foods, on the best foods ever created. Fuck you, Men’s Health. Fuck you in your anus. [story]
No joke, a website called Cosmetic Surgery Wife Dot Com has published a list of “Ten Reasons Why People Think You’re A Bimbo If You Have Implants.” And, of course, the list is full of classic lines like, “They feel threatened by your looks” and “They are unhappy with their own body.” That makes a ton of sense coming from women who had to augment their own bodies due to their own body issues or self-consciousnesses. Sorry, they’re all whores. Unnatural, fake whores, at that. [story]
Here’s a list of the five drinks bartenders hate to make. Order all five tonight and I’ll give you a gold star sticker. [story]
And here are six ideas that will change the world. Like electronic skin. [story]
Are aliens among us? Scientific American weighs the eternal question. [story]
May 12th, 2010
I found this by looking up chipotle in good images. This was hilarious man, much props.