Oh, Allentown. I don’t miss you one bit! Actually, that’s not true. I miss Wegmans. God, I miss Wegmans…
Where was I?
Oh, right. an Allentown native on vacation in Colorado sued an 8-year-old boy and his father following a skiing collision. After the crash, the guy who brought the suit underwent surgery to fix his rotator cuff and clavicle, then asked the boy’s family to pay $35,000 in medical bills, citing the Colorado Ski Safety Act, which states children are just as responsible for their actions as adults. Since filing suit, the Allentown man has been subject to an “electronic tar and feathering.” Angry people have tied up their phone lines with repeated calls, sent angry e-mails, and even called the man’s place of business demanding he be fired. [story]
So, I guess the moral of the story is…shop at Wegmans. It’s so fucking good!
It’s the week before New Years, and people the world over are beginning to figure out their resolutions. A recent survey on women’s wish lists for 2008 shows that “travelling the world, running a successful business and learning a language” were the top choices, but “marriage to a wealthy man” was fourth on the list, and “winning X Factor” (whatever that is) was also in the top ten.
Which further proves my theory that women are money hungry retards! Just kidding. I don’t believe that at all. To be honest with you, there are three things in the world a woman wants:
a) A new pair of shoes
b) A reason to cry
c) Another girl to call a whore
PS – If anyone out there wants an XBox 360, I’m selling mine. It comes with two wireless controllers and three games. I’d rather not ship it, so if you live in the L.A. area you’ll get preferential treatment. I’m asking $350. It’s totally worth it. I never played the thing. Rent is due soon, and parking tickets…
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