Today’s gift(s) are courtesy of the band Table.
“Who the fuck is Table,” you ask?
Well…
From the band’s unofficial MySpace page:
“Looking for information via Google for a band with a name like ‘Table’ is tough. Plugging in some additional descriptive words in your search like ‘band’, ‘noise’ or ‘CD’ only brings up a Wikipedia entry for ‘Math [...]

Words cannot express the excitement that coursed through me yesterday when I received a text message from Ian informing me of the pending Johan Santana trade. It was like a shot of adrenaline. My first thought: pitchers and catchers report to camp in about two weeks. On that day, Mr. Santana will for the first [...]

As if I needed another reason to hate Bono and anyone who publicly associates with the pygmy-sized douchebag, U2’s manager Paul McGuinness has taken it upon himself to implore Internet Service Providers across the globe to immediately disconnect music downloaders from online services. Looks like Bono has some competition for biggest turd in the universe. [...]

From allmusic.com:
“Walter Wegmüller wasn’t actually a musician, but rather a mystic, artist and eccentric. Some of the cream of cosmic Krautrock backed him up on his one album, Tarot, which is generally considered a masterpiece. This Swiss Gypsy was well known in the late ’60s, where he hung out with Sergius Golowin and visual [...]

What’s up with this “The ’90s Show” episode? They really shouldn’t have signed a multi-season contract a few years ago if they were just going to run out of ideas before the thing even came into effect. Watching these new episodes is like watching puppies being put to sleep. Sweet, innocent, delicious puppies that could [...]

• Someone who is as obsessed, if not more obsessed with soda pop than I am compiled a list of the top ten discontinued sodas. He or she must be older than I am, since I don’t recall products like Coke II, Hubba Bubba, or well…just about anything on that list other than Crystal Pepsi, [...]

With Valentine’s Day rapidly approaching, I think it’s high-time we all take a step back and evaluate where we are in our lives. What, you don’t do that each February 14th? Really? I’m alone on this one? Whatever, you’re all a bunch of fags.
Inevitably, a ton of you dorks are going to have relationships terminated [...]