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By Evan ~ January 16th, 2008. Filed under: nostalgia.
I’d like to spend today briefly informing you about a word I created and submitted to the popular website Urban Dictionary. I’ve never before attempted to introduce a word into the mainstream lexicon, though I did play a very large role in re-introducing the word “douchebag” into common vernacular at the start of the 21st century. Nothing exciting happened today — I spent the majority of my day working — so it’s a perfect opportunity for me to speak about this phenomenon that is very near and dear to my heart. I’m talking, of course, about boobafellatio.
It started in the late nineties. Although to be honest, I don’t really remember when it started. Or how. I just know that my friend Adam and I started using the word “boobafellatio” a lot to describe the act of “titty-fucking.” Whatever, we were pretty immature, and the word seemed really apt for some reason. Like, “titty-fucking” seemed so far removed from the act of putting your penis between a girls breasts and vigorously humping on her that there needed to be a new word that best described the move.
Fast-forward to my sophomore year of high school. Or, maybe it was my junior year. I don’t remember. We had a day-off, and I decided that instead of homework, I was going to press the record button on my PC’s Sound Recorder program, and improvise a series of songs for a concept album that I could sell on MP3.com. I wrote and recorded five songs in the span of a few hours. The general story was about a husband and wife living in a trailer park in Florida. The husband beats the wife, goes to jail, she becomes a lesbian, and he pledges his love to her upon his release only to find that she’s left him for another woman. I titled the album Boobafellatio 2: This Time It’s Personal. It sold almost twenty copies on the amateur music retail site. The cover art was an MS Paint drawing of a set of semen-covered breasts.
Since then I’ve continued to support the widespread use of the word “boobafellatio” in all instances commonly reserved for “titty-fuck”. It’s taken the better part of a decade, but I feel vindicated now that boobafellatio has found its way into the Urban Dictionary. You should all click over to the website and give it the thumbs up, and — of course — use the word whenever possible. Together you and I will make boobafellatio a part of everyday conversation!
