On Opening Day, And Massages Without "Happy Endings"
Monday, March 31st, 2008I awoke slowly this morning, but upon noticing that it was roughly ten o’clock, suddenly sprung forth from bed. It was approaching 1:00pm on the east coast, and the first pitches of Opening Day were about to occur. I raced downstairs in the hopes that no one was awake and watching the television, and thankfully [...]


