Comments on: Letters To No One: Pizza Hut http://www.swanfungus.com/2008/05/letters-to-no-one-pizza-hut.html Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:08:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: The Top Ten Discontinued Food Products I Want Back | Swan Fungus http://www.swanfungus.com/2008/05/letters-to-no-one-pizza-hut.html/comment-page-1#comment-60960 The Top Ten Discontinued Food Products I Want Back | Swan Fungus Sat, 02 Jul 2011 02:36:10 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=1169#comment-60960 [...] No pictures of the Triple Deckeroni exist on the Internet. One of the top results for the pie is this blog post, in which I officially boycotted Pizza Hut. A boycott which still stands, by the way. The only [...] [...] No pictures of the Triple Deckeroni exist on the Internet. One of the top results for the pie is this blog post, in which I officially boycotted Pizza Hut. A boycott which still stands, by the way. The only [...]

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.swanfungus.com/2008/05/letters-to-no-one-pizza-hut.html/comment-page-1#comment-2989 Anonymous Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:57:27 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=1169#comment-2989 we would never spit in your pizza. please order again we would never spit in your pizza. please order again

]]> By: Ken http://www.swanfungus.com/2008/05/letters-to-no-one-pizza-hut.html/comment-page-1#comment-100 Ken Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:22:00 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=1169#comment-100 your first mistake was ordering from pizza hut. your first mistake was ordering from pizza hut.

]]> By: neill http://www.swanfungus.com/2008/05/letters-to-no-one-pizza-hut.html/comment-page-1#comment-96 neill Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:16:00 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=1169#comment-96 fucka you anonymous! i stand in solidarity with you, mr. levine. until this matter is resolved, i too shall rescind my ardent support of pizza hut. fucka you anonymous! i stand in solidarity with you, mr. levine. until this matter is resolved, i too shall rescind my ardent support of pizza hut.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.swanfungus.com/2008/05/letters-to-no-one-pizza-hut.html/comment-page-1#comment-95 Anonymous Sat, 31 May 2008 20:42:00 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/wp/?p=1169#comment-95 Goodness gracious. Life is too short to be wasting time on moving onions from one pizza to another. I would implore you to work on things that matter -- like keeping peace between people rather than trying to escalate an insignificant mistake.<br/><br/>I think you could have some solace in the fact that you live in a time and place where you can dial a phone number and order a pizza for $5 or $10. In order for pizzas to be made and delivered that efficiently, corners have to be cut. Perhaps in this case, an inability to handle abnormal deviations from the process -- or more specifically, allowing a customer to call back to change an order.<br/><br/>Finally, why mention the ethnicity of you and your friends? I could guess why you included this, but I can't think of any positive reason for doing so -- so I will reserve judgment. Goodness gracious. Life is too short to be wasting time on moving onions from one pizza to another. I would implore you to work on things that matter — like keeping peace between people rather than trying to escalate an insignificant mistake.

I think you could have some solace in the fact that you live in a time and place where you can dial a phone number and order a pizza for $5 or $10. In order for pizzas to be made and delivered that efficiently, corners have to be cut. Perhaps in this case, an inability to handle abnormal deviations from the process — or more specifically, allowing a customer to call back to change an order.

Finally, why mention the ethnicity of you and your friends? I could guess why you included this, but I can’t think of any positive reason for doing so — so I will reserve judgment.

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