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	<title>Comments on: Top Ten Fucked Up Things That Could Happen To You Today</title>
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		<title>By: Chip James</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chip James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the most fucked up thing that could happen to you would be if you are going to your wedding on a remote island with all your friends and family, but your plane crashes right before the landing.  You are the only survivor, but you are paralyzed in your legs.  Just because you luck is shitty, you happen to land in front of a psychopath&#039;s house and he takes you and tortures you and cuts off the tips of you fingers and replaces them with blades, then melts your legs together and stabs you in the ears and slices your toung down the middle, then puts you on a plane going all the way across the globe to sell your remaining organs.
haha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the most fucked up thing that could happen to you would be if you are going to your wedding on a remote island with all your friends and family, but your plane crashes right before the landing.  You are the only survivor, but you are paralyzed in your legs.  Just because you luck is shitty, you happen to land in front of a psychopath&#8217;s house and he takes you and tortures you and cuts off the tips of you fingers and replaces them with blades, then melts your legs together and stabs you in the ears and slices your toung down the middle, then puts you on a plane going all the way across the globe to sell your remaining organs.<br />
haha</p>
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		<title>By: Ram</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your #1 fucked up thing that could happen to you is when you are sleeping for e.g in Iraq or Afganistan with your family and a fucking 4 Ton fighter jet bomb hit you and your family to pieces that no one can find you virtually disappeared as if  you never  existed you disinigrated, melted no where to be found or collected now thats fucked up shit beat this one asshole.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your #1 fucked up thing that could happen to you is when you are sleeping for e.g in Iraq or Afganistan with your family and a fucking 4 Ton fighter jet bomb hit you and your family to pieces that no one can find you virtually disappeared as if  you never  existed you disinigrated, melted no where to be found or collected now thats fucked up shit beat this one asshole.</p>
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		<title>By: Evan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you say that like it was the first sentence. you made it half-way through the post. kudos.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you say that like it was the first sentence. you made it half-way through the post. kudos.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Dating Jewish girls sucks. They only ever want to use their hands.&quot;

That&#039;s when I stopped reading.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Dating Jewish girls sucks. They only ever want to use their hands.&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s when I stopped reading.</p>
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		<title>By: Chuck Norris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chuck Norris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 10:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I did a shit in my girlfriends vagina and fucked it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I did a shit in my girlfriends vagina and fucked it</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 23:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the thing you&#039;re saying are so fucking true!!!!!!!!!!! 
specially about the mugging and raping. I live in a city 
and walk by myself a lot, so that&#039;s kinda Fucked Up to think about yknow?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the thing you&#8217;re saying are so fucking true!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
specially about the mugging and raping. I live in a city<br />
and walk by myself a lot, so that&#8217;s kinda Fucked Up to think about yknow?</p>
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