Comments on: Interview: Lightning Swords Of Death http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/interview-lightning-swords-of-death.html Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:49:07 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: s bowlin http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/interview-lightning-swords-of-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-792 s bowlin Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:28:52 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2601#comment-792 I must admit I was hesitant to hear this band with a name that screamed 'ironic hipster metal,' but the sample mp3s and the interview have proven me thus wrongly. My metal boner has sprung to life and sported two horns on either side of its fleshy helmet, awaiting Satan's signal to plunge into the unwilling anus and/or vagina of Christiandom and polite society, rending the dual holes indistinguishable in a frenzy of flesh ripping rape and rapture, a mess of blood and tissue and unholy ejaculate that will eventually sire the omnipotence of a brand new Antichrist. Kudos, Lightning Swords of Death. Kudos. Sincerely, s Bowlin I must admit I was hesitant to hear this band with a name that screamed ‘ironic hipster metal,’ but the sample mp3s and the interview have proven me thus wrongly. My metal boner has sprung to life and sported two horns on either side of its fleshy helmet, awaiting Satan’s signal to plunge into the unwilling anus and/or vagina of Christiandom and polite society, rending the dual holes indistinguishable in a frenzy of flesh ripping rape and rapture, a mess of blood and tissue and unholy ejaculate that will eventually sire the omnipotence of a brand new Antichrist. Kudos, Lightning Swords of Death. Kudos.

Sincerely,
s Bowlin

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