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	<title>Comments on: Letters To No One: IKEA</title>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/letters-to-no-one-ikea.html/comment-page-1#comment-3312</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your Ikea story killed me!  Very funny...

Why does customer service have to suck so bad?  With service like this, how can companies wonder why people won&#039;t shop at their stores?

Morons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your Ikea story killed me!  Very funny&#8230;</p>
<p>Why does customer service have to suck so bad?  With service like this, how can companies wonder why people won&#8217;t shop at their stores?</p>
<p>Morons.</p>
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		<title>By: Tart</title>
		<link>http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/letters-to-no-one-ikea.html/comment-page-1#comment-836</link>
		<dc:creator>Tart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your Mother, indeed! Pffft!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your Mother, indeed! Pffft!</p>
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		<title>By: Kenny Bloggins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kenny Bloggins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why didn&#039;t you ask Anna?
http://193.108.42.79/ikea-us/cgi-bin/ikea-us.cgi

She&#039;s kinda helpful, and kinda doable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why didn&#8217;t you ask Anna?<br />
<a href="http://193.108.42.79/ikea-us/cgi-bin/ikea-us.cgi" rel="nofollow">http://193.108.42.79/ikea-us/cgi-bin/ikea-us.cgi</a></p>
<p>She&#8217;s kinda helpful, and kinda doable.</p>
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		<title>By: Marika</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Two things:

Your mother knows how to send text messages? I got my first-ever text from my mother about a month ago when she was visiting. I told her I&#039;d be coming home later than expected and she wrote back &quot;Ok&quot;. I was so proud of her!

I&#039;m going to make sure my boyfriend reads this. He hates the Swedish too (although he most likely does not share your hatred of female IKEA employees in Burbank).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two things:</p>
<p>Your mother knows how to send text messages? I got my first-ever text from my mother about a month ago when she was visiting. I told her I&#8217;d be coming home later than expected and she wrote back &#8220;Ok&#8221;. I was so proud of her!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to make sure my boyfriend reads this. He hates the Swedish too (although he most likely does not share your hatred of female IKEA employees in Burbank).</p>
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		<title>By: Lope</title>
		<link>http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/letters-to-no-one-ikea.html/comment-page-1#comment-825</link>
		<dc:creator>Lope</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wasn&#039;t there an IKEA in the Inferno&#039;s fourth circle of hell? Didn&#039;t Dante have a salmon-sandwich there? For only 1,45 dollars?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wasn&#8217;t there an IKEA in the Inferno&#8217;s fourth circle of hell? Didn&#8217;t Dante have a salmon-sandwich there? For only 1,45 dollars?</p>
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		<title>By: kenq</title>
		<link>http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/letters-to-no-one-ikea.html/comment-page-1#comment-816</link>
		<dc:creator>kenq</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 08:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why couldn&#039;t you have just stacked a bunch of records up, and put the record player on top of it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why couldn&#8217;t you have just stacked a bunch of records up, and put the record player on top of it?</p>
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		<title>By: jjesus</title>
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		<dc:creator>jjesus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 11:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IKEA is THE hang-out for slutty chicks, just yearning for you to give it to them. Word.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IKEA is THE hang-out for slutty chicks, just yearning for you to give it to them. Word.</p>
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