Comments on: The Silent Spectator: Take 1 http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:57:40 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: diarmuid http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-772 diarmuid Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:26:37 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-772 My plot has been foiled. The sex-math award is truly yours. With my technique you'd be infecting some innocent twatwaffle. My plot has been foiled. The sex-math award is truly yours. With my technique you’d be infecting some innocent twatwaffle.

]]> By: Stephen http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-760 Stephen Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:09:12 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-760 "Jimmy hat" is my second-favorite new expression this week. (My Favorite is "twatwaffle" -- it's going to be weeks before I can call someone a twatwaffle without giggling. But "jimmy hat" I can start using right away!) “Jimmy hat” is my second-favorite new expression this week.

(My Favorite is “twatwaffle” — it’s going to be weeks before I can call someone a twatwaffle without giggling. But “jimmy hat” I can start using right away!)

]]> By: nicci http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-755 nicci Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:38:38 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-755 1 + 1 = jimmy hat 1 + 1 = jimmy hat

]]> By: Stephen http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-752 Stephen Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:22:40 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-752 diarmuid -- But it doesn't go over your skin business directly, it goes over the other Jimmy hat, which doesn't get taken off until after woman #3. No direct contact, so where's the disqualifier? - Roll on first condom. - Roll on second condom over first condom. - Woman #1 - Take off just the second (outermost) condom. - Woman #2 - Put the second condom back on inside-out (over the first condom). - Woman #3 I am indeed the master of sex-math! diarmuid —
But it doesn’t go over your skin business directly, it goes over the other Jimmy hat, which doesn’t get taken off until after woman #3. No direct contact, so where’s the disqualifier?

- Roll on first condom.
- Roll on second condom over first condom.
- Woman #1
- Take off just the second (outermost) condom.
- Woman #2
- Put the second condom back on inside-out (over the first condom).
- Woman #3

I am indeed the master of sex-math!

]]> By: diarmuid http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-751 diarmuid Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:42:15 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-751 Actually, I think you'd have to reverse the first-used condom and roll it over the unused one for the second lay. Rolling an inside-out used jimmy hat over your skin business (and by that I mean dick) seems like a disqualifier. Actually, I think you’d have to reverse the first-used condom and roll it over the unused one for the second lay. Rolling an inside-out used jimmy hat over your skin business (and by that I mean dick) seems like a disqualifier.

]]> By: Tart http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-749 Tart Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:14:02 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-749 a. you're a scumbag for asking that disgusting riddle b. the answer is he fucks two women with his two condoms in the usual manner and fist fucks the third (you didn't say fucks them with what, darling) c. your blog is simply a purity test for your sicko readers - I get it now d. i love you - marry me now, apologies to your gf xoxo, Tart a. you’re a scumbag for asking that disgusting riddle

b. the answer is he fucks two women with his two condoms in the usual manner and fist fucks the third (you didn’t say fucks them with what, darling)

c. your blog is simply a purity test for your sicko readers – I get it now

d. i love you – marry me now, apologies to your gf

xoxo,
Tart

]]> By: Stephen http://www.swanfungus.com/2009/01/the-silent-spectator-take-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-747 Stephen Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:32:00 +0000 http://www.swanfungus.com/?p=2572#comment-747 Dude double-bags (leaving lots of room at the tip) and does the deed with woman #1. Then he strips off one condom and does it with woman #2. Then he puts the stripped-off condom back on, inside out, and gets with woman #3. Then he goes and soaks his poor testicles in ice water for a while. Ha! So what'd I win? Dude double-bags (leaving lots of room at the tip) and does the deed with woman #1. Then he strips off one condom and does it with woman #2. Then he puts the stripped-off condom back on, inside out, and gets with woman #3. Then he goes and soaks his poor testicles in ice water for a while.

Ha! So what’d I win?

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