Archive for March, 2009

Getting Drunk On Your Donations 7

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Seth! You gave me money for being a popular online personality with a loud voice and an outlet! Thank you! I went to Whole Foods tonight and stocked up on some beers using the money you gave me. I got a bottle of Avery Maharaja Imperial India Pale Ale, a bottle of Hair Of The [...]

So You Want To Be A Blogger?

Monday, March 30th, 2009

I took my laptop to the Apple store today, and the diagnosis wasn’t so cheery. If my computer has cancer, it has the kind of cancer that costs a lot of money to cure. It’s not “Guess what, you’re gonna die!” but it isn’t “Guess what! This is, like, JV Cancer” either. My computer needs [...]

Bob L. Sturm – Music From The Ocean

Monday, March 30th, 2009

From the moment I first read about this album on the Aquarius Records mail order list, I knew I had to own it. I didn’t include it in my Friday Top Ten of “outsider” music because I didn’t want to spoil this surprise for you fine readers. I found a tiny sliver of information about [...]

Sunday Mix Tape – Number 138

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Hi friends. It’s been an eventful 48 hours. My bank account has been frozen by Bank Of America, leaving me with…$12 in cash that has to last me until my new debit card arrives this week. Supposedly there was “suspicious activity” reported by Mastercard, but when I called to ask what happened, I was told [...]

Beers, Virgins, Crabs, Inventions, Ideas, Applebee’s, Future Predictions, A Death Ray & ET

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

It’s time again for my Weekly World Wnews roundup. Why Saturdays? Well, nobody ever comes here on Saturdays, so why should I waste a good post on a tiny audience? Why, that’d be like wasting your dick on a drunken fat chick instead of going home to Internet porn!
• Not only does Kid Rock get [...]

The Top Ten “Outsider” Records I’m Enjoying Right Now

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Holy hilarious LOST-related news, readers! While catching up on unread responses to the weekly LOST e-mail chain that myself, Nate and his college friends partake in, one of the guys realized he was sitting at a cafe in Burbank with Walt! WALT! Obviously, Nate and I immediately responded (independent of one another) asking if Walt [...]

With Throats As Fine As Needles – With Throats As Fine As Needles (Self-Titled)

Friday, March 27th, 2009

This was one of the first Digitalis Industries releases (DIGI022) I heard. It was limited to 1000 copies, housed in a beautiful multi-colored fabric sleeve with a small xeroxed insert. I think it came out in ‘06? It was released during a flurry of excellent releases by Uton (Mystery Revolution), Tom Carter (Glyph) and James [...]