Here are some suggestions:

Clarence Carter – “Strokin’” (”We be strokin’. That’s what we be doin’” I think that sums it up.)
Folksmen – “Start Me Up” (Stones Cover as if it were done by your corny uncle’s hillbilly weekend jam band.)
Amy Grant – “El Shaddai” (Well, probably anything by Amy Grant could go here.)
Peter Stampfel – “Ouch” (If you think this is good, I dare you to listen to it three times in a row. Then re-evaluate.)
Prince – “Jack U Off” (Love Prince, but this one is a little too greasy. Being seen dancing to this in a nightclub would pretty much guarantee you’re going home alone that night. Plus: The music sounds like Pattie LaBelle from the mid-80s.)
Willie Nelson – “Texas” (Love Willie, but this doesn’t sound like Texas, and the chord progressions seem more appropriate for a song about putting your beloved pet to sleep. Plus: “Tex-as. . . “)