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Celebrities Love Swan Fungus

25 Apr 2010

Celebrities Love Swan Fungus

I’m 27 years old today. Thanks to everyone who came out to celebrate last night and today. I’m as surprised as anyone that I actually have friends who would get me drunk and buy me a birthday cake, or a bottle of bourbon, or a Shake Weight, or a long-stemmed rose with a Magnum condom, or a pocket pussy. Oh, and thanks to my father (if he’s reading this) for not calling to say “Happy Birthday.”

So…27…Let’s make sure I don’t end up like Kristen Pfaff this year.


4 Comments on Celebrities Love Swan Fungus

  1. Joao

    Happy B day!
    Hope your life lasts long enough to (among other things) listen to all the coolest, obscurest records out there (oh yeah, and share the wisdom).

  2. Lope

    “Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.”- Georges Clemenceau. Happy Birthday!

  3. mark

    damn, carrot top loves swan fungus. who knew!

  4. Jeff

    That’s ok, you won’t end up like Kristen Pfaff. Even if you DO die, she was at least talented.


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