Letters To No One: A Response From Sirius / XM
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Ever since the publication of my letter to Sirius / XM, I’ve been receiving both feedback from readers and e-mails from customer service representatives at the satellite radio behemoth. As it turns out, sometimes copying and pasting a nasty e-mail into a blog post can expedite the handling of one’s claims against a major corporation!
On Saturday afternoon I received a message from Sirius XM Corporate Customer Relations in regards to the escalation I asked for on my account. I was told by “Charlene” that she would like to help me resolve the issue, and she offered a phone number as well as her work schedule. I thought about calling her back to discuss my issue, but since my radio miraculously started working again on the morning of the 19th, I figured I might not want to push my luck. I though, “I’ll just enjoy this last month of service and then cancel my subscription.”
On Monday, just as I was preparing to take my lunch break, I received a second e-mail. This one said, “We are writing to you with regards to your Sirius XM account. We would like to inform you that our Corporate Customer Relations Department has tried to contact you and were unsuccessful in doing so. Please take note of the following dates and times our attempts were made…We ask that you please contact …the number below.” This message was signed by “Jenna”. I decided this time not to ignore the message, but to take them up on their offer and speak with the department.
When I called the number, I was greeted by “Angie”. She was very nice, and I could tell immediately upon her answering my call that she understood English. She listened patiently as I detailed my experience on the phone last week, and appeared to be taking notes in order to better understand my situation and alleviate my concerns about the service. I was very excited when she took down my name and address, because I thought maybe she’d be sending me something in the mail to make up for the huge PR disaster that could occur were I to continue exposing their shitty business practices on the Internet. Then something horrible happened.
Apparently she was taking down my name and address because she was having trouble accessing my account. That’s when we both realized that she was a employee of Sirius Radio’s Customer Relations Department, and my subscription was placed through XM Radio. I was more than disappointed when she said she was going to have to transfer me to someone with her exact job description at XM. I thanked her for her consideration and kindness, and then waited to be transferred.
The person who picked up the phone was named Manuel or Matteo or something. He had a pretty good grasp on the English language, but wasn’t nearly as pleasant to converse with as Angie. Once he verified my account, I was told that the person with whom I spoke last week was going to be dealt with by the company. I was not allowed to hear how she would be reprimanded, but I was told that XM does not stand for that kind of poor customer support and does not want anyone to feel how I felt following my phone experience. Then he asked me a few more questions and asked if there was anything else I wanted.
Therein lies the problem with these customer relations outreach phone calls. What am I supposed to do in that position? Am I supposed to demand further satisfaction like some kind of cheap bastard? “You know what you can do Manuel, why don’t you comp the next six months of my service.” I’m not going to say that. I don’t want to sound like a spoiled brat who wants free shit. But at the same time, I think for all the frustration I’ve felt during the past two terrible, annoying conversations with Sirius / XM support representatives I should have been offered something more than an unverifiable claim about reprimanding the woman I spoke to last week. What’s wrong with someone on the company’s end saying, “You mentioned earlier that you have one radio you use both in your car and at home. Tell you what, we’ll send you a free radio so you don’t have to keep transporting it back and forth.” Wow, okay, now I feel better about renewing my subscription. Don’t just remind me that my subscription ends next month and say “Have a nice day.” That doesn’t make me feel any better about the fact that your company charged my bank account without warning, took away my service without warning, and then completely misrepresented itself during the initial support call. That’s bullshit. I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
This isn’t over, Sirius / XM. And I had better get some notice before my account is automatically charged again, or this whole thing is going to start over, and I’ll keep milking it on my website until you do something to demonstrate your commitment to quality customer service.
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