Archive for June, 2010

Testosterone, Food Snobs, A Flying Car, Clowns, Massive Cocks & More!

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Dick.
I haven’t done one of these in a while, and I was looking at my stats/analytics (June is over! It was a pretty good month) today so I noticed some search terms worth sharing. So here’s the newest “Top Ten Google Search Referrals Of The Day”:
10) science of butt sex – I wasn’t aware there [...]

Late Night Free Write

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

It’s weird to think that I like eating sushi now. Because for 26 years I thought it was horrible. Seriously, until a few months ago I thought sushi was no more than a vehicle by which food poisoning could enter one’s body. It literally served no other purpose. The colors looked nice (sometimes), the seaweed [...]

No-Neck Blues Band: 8″ Lathes

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Some time in the mid-’90s the No-Neck Blues Band pressed a super-limited series of 8″ lathe-cut records. Each one was made in an edition of 50 copies or less. A lot of them included hand-drawn artwork by band members that was pasted to slabs of wood measuring 8″x8″. All of the information such as [...]

The Top Ten Oasis Songs

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of 10,000 Swan Fungus readers slowly backpedaling away from this website.
So…I had a pretty eventful and expensive day today! I can’t tell you what I purchased, but I’ll say it’s an original copy of one of the rarest albums I’ve ever posted on this website. No more frivolous [...]

The Top Ten Things I Have Been Obsessed With

Friday, June 25th, 2010

I’m really pressed for time this week because, well, there’s a lot going on I guess. My work schedule — starting last week — has provided me with just one day off between last Friday and next Tuesday. It’s…it’s starting to wear on me. Plus there’s obligations like Nicci’s show, that other show I saw [...]

Sand – Ultrasonic Seraphim

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

Nurse With Wood list alert! I was talking to Ian the other day about the amazing Parson Sound reissue, and I told him that next on the list of CDs that need to be issued on vinyl should be this album, Ultrasonic Seraphim. He hadn’t heard of it! So, basically, this blog post is meant [...]

Futurama Returns Tomorrow? Oh…Hmm…Okay.

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Five or six years ago, if you were to tell me Futurama was returning to television, I would have shit myself with glee. Wait. Is that even possible? Can one be so overjoyed that bowel control is lost? Whatever the answer may be, the point remains: there was a time in recent years when I [...]