Hey, Gail. Here’s my submission for the Top Chef: Just Desserts food porn contest. I know I was supposed to photograph an actual food item in order to gain entry into the contest, but…I think you’ll come to learn that I am sweeter than anything else you could put in your mouth.
Also, if you’re in the market for a new logo for the show, you should try this one that the amazing Lisa Jane Persky put together for me. It’s in the vein of Her Alpert’s Whipped Cream and Other Delights. Or maybe Soul Asylum’s Clam Dip And Other Delights. I guess it’s up to you. Anyway, here it is.
And the rest of you. By all means, feel free to Tweet that picture of me @gailsimmons on Twitter. Let’s see if we can’t collectively earn some kind of response from the woman. It’s been years since I started writing to her through this website. It’s high time I receive a response. I’ll post details tomorrow on how you can vote for my picture in the Top Chef: Just Desserts food porn contest. Goodnight all. With any luck, Gail will be writing me back any day now…
September 16th, 2010
We’ll buy you some more whipped cream when you’re here. Because you’re obviously out.
September 16th, 2010
EVAN YOU PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET DID YOU KNOW THAT LOL. (PS So so so so excellent. I love this album too. I think we might accidentally own multiple copies of it.)
September 16th, 2010
I always knew you were a bentshot you nonce
September 16th, 2010
It must be made known that I am not responsible for any of the font choices herein.