Belle And Sebastian – Dear Catastrophe Waitress

July 18, 2014
  • Belle And Sebastian – Dear Catastrophe Waitress

I don’t like Belle and Sebastian. There, I’m just going to go ahead and say it. I happen to think it is wussy music for wussy kids, and I say that as someone who has a penchant for listening to some really flowery, wussy music. When even I can’t stand the sound of some sad whispery little dork and his twee-as-fuck arrangements…it has to be bad. You know what I think of when I think of Belle and Sebastian? I think about that scene in the movie Storytelling where the kid eats some mushrooms and gets a blowjob from his classmate. There’s a Belle and Sebastian song playing the background and it’s just perfect. Belle and Sebastian should always be playing whenever high school boys give each other blowjobs.

So there’s a song on this album called “Piazza, New York Catcher” which of course I have to mention because it’s another album that references my favorite sports team, the New York Mets. And that’s about all I have to say about that. I’m super busy right now so I’m going to call it a day. Listen to the song if you want, I wouldn’t but…you know…

Belle And Sebastian
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
(Rough Trade – RTRADELP 080, 2003)

A1. Step Into My Office, Baby
A2. Dear Catastrophe Waitress
A3. If She Wants Me
B1. Piazza, New York Catcher [MP3]
B2. Asleep On A Sunbeam
B3. I’m A Cuckoo
C1. You Don’t Send Me
C2. Wrapped Up In Books
C3. Lord Anthony
D1. If You Find Yourself Caught In Love
D2. Roy Walker
D3. Stay Loose

1 comment

  1. |

    classic b & s. thanks. <3

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