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  • September 13, 2011

    You all remember infrequent Swan Fungus contributor Sam, right? He goes by the improbable handle “S Bowlin” in the comments section. He’s got two of his own websites, Black Candle Magick and Mask Making. He’s authored a few Swan Fungus blog posts through the years, including “Cruising At Red Robin” and “13 Songs That Would Rape You If They Had A Penis”. Well, Sam […]

    November 3, 2010

    A few months ago in one of my Weekly World (W)news segments I wrote about the Texas State Fair. The highlight of the article I found was that one of the finalists in the fair’s contest for the best fried food was “Deep-Fried Beer.” I wondered how it would taste, thought about different possibilities for beers that could be successfully deep-fried and tasty, and […]


    I fully planned on sleeping in today. I found a new type of logic game (Hidato) at the bookstore the other day while looking for a good Sudoku book, and puzzled myself to sleep last night. I got a call from Evan shortly after 9, telling me to get my butt out of bed because he spotted a giant Top Chef truck on […]

    February 5, 2010

    More often than not, when Evan comes over to my house after work he’ll sit on the couch and tinker with his laptop for at least an hour, and eventually mutter “what will I blog about today… to which I respond “Me!” When he came over today, I asked what he was going to blog about, and he told me I was going […]

    January 8, 2010

    A few months ago I asked my friend Jet, a classical music aficionado, to submit to me a list of the ten worst composers of all time. The entry was something of a hit with readers, who responded quite negatively to our scathing criticism of some of the most recognizable names in the history of music. She provided the insight and I added little off-color […]


    As you may or may not have read in the comment section of yesterday’s post, from the moment I started reading Evan’s “Top Ten Thoughts To Get You Through Your Birthday” list, I felt compelled to re-write the very same list in such a way as to make one believe that the ideas put forth by Evan are not at all reasons to be […]