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  • March 7, 2014
    by Evan

    Time does not heal all wounds. Cuts, nicks, scrapes? Maybe. A minor lesion, sure. But wounds? When wounds turn to black scabs that flake away like so many burnt pages, what is left is the raw, rosy pink tinge of new tissue. Days, weeks, even months might diminish its hue, but the fact remains, the pattern is changed. The fabric of skin will never [...]

  • February 27, 2014
    by Evan

    I don’t really care about the Oscars. I never watch them, the fashion doesn’t interest me, the speeches usually don’t impress me, and at the end of the day I don’t really think any of us care who or what goes down in film history as being the “best” of a given year. Honestly, if you held a gun to my head I couldn’t [...]

  • February 26, 2014
    by Evan

    Guys, if VICE can try to steal my idea, the best I can do is defend my crown as Definitive Festival Lineup Antagonizer. Every year some idiot shows up here thinking the views expressed in these posts truly reflect my opinions of the artists I choose to critique. I would hope people don’t take this too seriously, but then again in 2012 I was [...]

  • February 4, 2014
    by Evan

    During my recent re-watch of THE WIRE, this line stuck out to me. It’s delivered by an underrated, secondary character during the waning episodes of Season 4. In a conversation about a young drug dealer who is rapidly — and violently — rising to power, two dealers working under another boss converse about so much more than just one man. – He’s a cold [...]

  • January 29, 2014
    by Evan

    I’m ¬†tired. Like, really fucking tired. Didn’t sleep well Monday night. Slept 2.5 hours last night. I’m working a long, six-day week starting tomorrow. I have a screening to attend tonight. I’d rather just curl up in bed, but…you know…friends. You don’t get to see them as much as you’d like to and it feels good to support them in their endeavors. And sometimes [...]

  • January 8, 2014
    by Evan

    Y’all know how much I like self-tests. Especially those psychological in nature. Perhaps this is due to my lack of insight into my own psyche. I don’t know how to explain why I am the way I am. Hell, I’m not even sure I want to know. But I’m sure you, like myself, have wondered. Wanna unlock the mysteries of my mind!? Me neither. [...]

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