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  • March 6, 2012

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    The more I read Deadspin for my sports news, the harder I have to try to get rich quick. What’s the connection, you ask? Well, it’s their ongoing feature that details “Epic Bar Tabs.” I feel like if I had access to a huge sum of money I could orchestrate the greatest bar tab in the world. I’ve done pretty well with my own […]

  • February 17, 2012

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    I have spoken at great length during these past six years about my trials and tribulations as a New York Mets fan. It’s not easy to root for a baseball team that has turned losing into an art form since the 2006 season’s heartbreaking conclusion. In fact, in my adult life it’s hardly ever been “fun” to be a Mets fan. There was the […]

  • November 23, 2011

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    Okay, let’s get back into the swing of things with an exciting news update! So much has happened in the world since I penned a proper blog entry, I would be remiss if I didn’t at least call attention to some major (okay, mostly marginalized) news stories. By the way, I’m not planning on taking any vacations for a while so you can breathe […]

  • October 22, 2011

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    • Ok guys, if you haven’t heard about the albino cyclops shark yet the only excuse you could possibly give is YOU’RE USING THE INTERNET WRONG. Quit hanging out in the Reddit “Jailbait” section and read some damned news websites. I swear to God, that shark looks like something out of a Pixar movie. Like a cross between Blinky the three-eyed fish on the […]

  • October 15, 2011

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    • Now, I’m all for spicy food, but 200-times hotter than jalapenos? I don’t know if it’s really worth the intestinal discomfort, especially when one is 8,000 miles from home. Still, Indian ghost chilies sound pretty awesome! More so than the touristy sights I think I’m excited to eat some local street food in Jaipur, Pushkar and Delhi. Any recommendations would be appreciated. Oh, […]

  • October 6, 2011

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    November 2009 seems like such a long time ago. I was blogging about 8oz. Burger Bar and how I tried 100 new foods that year, Spring Awakening, John Terlazzo, and online poker. Oh yeah, and there was that time I almost choked to death on a kernel of popcorn while watching The Men Who Stare At Goats. Many of you probably disregarded that post […]

  • October 1, 2011

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    A few years ago a blogger by the name of Penelope Trunk posted an innocent link to one of my rants against Baby Boomers. She must attract more readers than this blog, because even to this day her website remains the 44th ranked traffic source for Swan Fungus. She’s referred more people to this website than Twitter AND Bono Sucks dot org. Pretty impressive! […]

  • September 24, 2011

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    • Ever seen a giant armadillo before? Neither have I. Do you know how big 1.5 meters is, or how much 50kg is? Because I don’t! Who knows, maybe this armadillo isn’t so giant after all! To the Brits who write for the BBC’s website that could be huge, whereas for us sophisticated Americans who know a thing or two about crazy-big wild animals…not […]

  • September 17, 2011

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    • Good news, everyone! You can’t be fired for complaining about your boss on the Internet! Well, more specifically the recent court decision dealt with Facebook and other social networking websites, but that’s pretty much what everyone uses the Internet for anyway these days. So the next time you want to call a co-worker or a superior a douche, do so knowing that a precedent […]

  • September 10, 2011

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    7 mile run this morning went pretty well! My knees and ankles are holding up alright almost two hours later so I should be good for the rest of the day. Now I’ve got Sunday and Monday “off” before the schedule resumes on Tuesday. It was my friend Dan’s birthday last week, so he’s having a party tonight in Venice that I will be […]

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